"Someone for Everyone" :60 radio

Yahoo! Personals

“Someone for Everyone” :60 radio

05/25/09

SFX: (TYPING SOUND)

MAN: (HEAVY SIGH) First question...

ANNC: Meet Jim.

MAN: (TYPING UP AND UNDER.) What are my interests...?

ANNC: He’s creating a Yahoo! Personals profile.

MAN: Oh boy. Where should I start...?

ANNC: (TYPING UNDER) Let’s see if Yahoo! Personals can find someone for him.

MAN: Hmm... (TYPING) I like chocolate gummy worms...

SFX: (LOUD BUZZER)

MAN: (TYPING) ...driving in hail storms...

SFX: (LOUD BUZZER)

ANNC: It’s not looking good, folks.

MAN: (TYPING) ...and cheeseburgers, without the burger...

SFX: (VERY LOUD BUZZER)

ANNC: Jim’s got one more shot.

MAN: (TYPING) I write Sci-Fi novels in my spare time.

SFX: (LOUD BELL: DING! DING! DING!)

ANNC: Looks like we have a match!

MAN: Wow. She’s cute.

ANNC: There really is someone for everyone. And they’re on Yahoo! Personals. Buzzer not included.

MAN: She owns over 200 Sci-Fi books! What a woman.

ANNC: Unlikely match. Unlikely place.