Thursday, June 25, 2009

"French Restaurant" :60 rad

Courtney Ware

Berlitz Private Instruction

“French Restaurant” :60 radio

4/29/09


MUSIC: (VIOLIN PLAYING SOFTLY.)

SFX: (RESTAURANT AMBIENCE.)

CLIENT: (VIOLIN MUSIC UNDER.) Bonjour!

BUSINESSMAN: Uhh ... Bonjour?

ANNCR: The next time you’re in a Paris restaurant for that important business
meeting...

CLIENT: Parlez vous français? Oui?

BUSINESSMAN: Umm ... Sure, we parley in France.

ANNCR: ... and before you try to pitch to the client...

BUSINESSMAN: We parley here all the time.

CLIENT: No, no, no. Parlez vous français? Oui o No?

BUSINESSMAN: Um ... We?

ANNCR: ... you should learn to speak French.

CLIENT: (FRUSTRATED SIGH. CHAIR SLIDING.) Au revoir.

BUSINESSMAN: Wait. Don’t leave. We parley! We parley!

ANNCR: (VIOLIN MUSIC UNDER.) Berlitz Private Language Instruction will save you this embarrassment. With our Total Immersion
program, you’ll learn to communicate in most business settings in one to three weeks. Our personalized coaching will teach you the client’s language and save your job.

BUSINESSMAN: Waiter!

WAITER: Monsieur?

BUSINESSMAN: Wine, please. I need a drink.

WAITER: Parlez vous français? Oui o No?

BUSINESSMAN: O.K, fine! We don’t parley. No we don’t!

ANNCR: Call 888-645-5459 to speak to a Berlitz Consultant today.




"Someone for Everyone" :60 radio

Yahoo! Personals

“Someone for Everyone” :60 radio

05/25/09


SFX: (TYPING SOUND)

MAN: (HEAVY SIGH) First question...

ANNC: Meet Jim.

MAN: (TYPING UP AND UNDER.) What are my interests...?

ANNC: He’s creating a Yahoo! Personals profile.

MAN: Oh boy. Where should I start...?

ANNC: (TYPING UNDER) Let’s see if Yahoo! Personals can find someone for him.

MAN: Hmm... (TYPING) I like chocolate gummy worms...

SFX: (LOUD BUZZER)

MAN: (TYPING) ...driving in hail storms...

SFX: (LOUD BUZZER)

ANNC: It’s not looking good, folks.

MAN: (TYPING) ...and cheeseburgers, without the burger...

SFX: (VERY LOUD BUZZER)

ANNC: Jim’s got one more shot.

MAN: (TYPING) I write Sci-Fi novels in my spare time.

SFX: (LOUD BELL: DING! DING! DING!)

ANNC: Looks like we have a match!

MAN: Wow. She’s cute.

ANNC: There really is someone for everyone. And they’re on Yahoo! Personals. Buzzer not included.

MAN: She owns over 200 Sci-Fi books! What a woman.

ANNC: Unlikely match. Unlikely place.

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